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anotic unkemptly


once i was so high that i heard a drum beat and for a good fifteen seconds i thought that the events of the movie jumanji were about to happen to me

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do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

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kohwala ugly
4nimalparty inscendo


"i’m gonna study now" is my most used lie ever

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‘If the girl had been worth having she’d have waited for you?’ No, sir, the girl really worth having won’t wait for anybody. F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (via avvfvl)
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savvydarling slutsy



I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights 

somebody gets it.

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plantcosmos dryadgoddess
wolveswolves dryadgoddess


do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

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i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

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